When King GarGar returned from his latest campaign, the entire castle came out to greet him. First in line was Queen Pirouette who gave him a sweet kiss right on the lips. Next came the children, each of whom he gave a good fatherly hug. There were tears in the eyes of the courtiers who were only too eager to give him a bow or a curtsy. Then there was the homecoming feast where every imaginable delicacy was served on silver and gold plate.