Sought by authorities throughout the tri-state area, Scary Santa is sought for various acts of malfeasance, including but not limited to arson, blackmail, racketeering, accepting stolen goods, conspiracy to commit murder, murder, terrorism and burglary. The last charge stems from an incident dating back to Christmas 2018, when he was seen stuffing presents into a large red velvet bag and fleeing the scene in a flying sleigh, pulled by exactly thirteen reindeer. Call 1-800-IM-ARAT if you see Scary Santa. Do not try to apprehend subject. He may be armed and dangerous.

Scary Santa Says “Merry Christmas!”