Ragtag Daily Prompt: Unready

One could accuse King GarGar of many things, but being unready for war was not one of them. Not only did he possess full suits of armor for each of the four seasons, but his armory was stocked with every sort of weapon imaginable from the blunderbuss to a variety of halberds. While on a personal level, the King was affable and easy-going, on a professional level, he was a ruthless warmonger, a neighborhood bully.