Ragtag Daily Prompt: Scrooge

December 6, 2019

Maxwell couldn’t help but sneer, when Monica Snapjaw cried, “Oh, Max! Why do you always have to be such a Scrooge?”

“How can I even call myself a cat, if I don’t do my best to break every Christmas ornament on that tree?” He replied. His tongue dripped acid, “And don’t forget the tinsel… I have to eat every single strand and then promptly vomit same on the couch, carpet, or best of all, the supper table!”

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