The guards around the palace were stationary. They stood at attention, silent as the grave, for hours at a time. Personally appointed by King GarGar, the palace guards were considered the elite force of the Kingdom’s soldiers. Impressive as they were when at attention, they were even more interesting when they were on parade.
Your guards look about like mine — only mine tend to be stationary on my recliner and my desk chair, inhibiting me from dealing with the business of the realm. 🙂
Did you say STATIONARY? LOL 🙂